Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Randomize
