She just used a chaser for red wine.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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