yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
this will be a night to untag.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Randomize
