do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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