hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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