and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You were trust falling into bushes
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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