He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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