I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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