my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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