it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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