I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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