3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
