I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm jealous of your bromance
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
