HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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