ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
this will be a night to untag.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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