idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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