you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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