She's JV to your varsity
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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