he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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