THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I didn't notice because vodka
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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