wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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