ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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