Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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