Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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