um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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