We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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