New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
