How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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