he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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