just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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