pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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