I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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