yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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