so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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