Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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