I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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