brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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