found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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