The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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