I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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