dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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