Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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