So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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