Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Everything about him screamed your future.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
This baby is an asshole
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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