Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
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