I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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