Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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