Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I CAN MOONWALK!
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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