so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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