All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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