with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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