There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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