and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
