your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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