That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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