discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
you will always have a special place in my vag
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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