what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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