it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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