how can u be prego again
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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