I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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